Let me clearly state: I'm just joking around, I love my dog - no matter how badly she behaves!
Dear Sasha and Melia Obama,
I heard you are looking for a puppy. I have a real cute one for you to adopt. She is really pretty, likes to have tons of attention and would be a real "glamour girl" when it comes to all the media attention she'll get from being your family's puppy. Her name is "Queen DeRosa."
Keep in mind...she needs to be brushed daily because she has long wavy hair. Also, she often get diarrhea because she eats her toys. We try to make sure she doesn't eat them, but sometimes it is just inevitable. AND since she has long hair, poop catches in her butt hair, which make for lots of bathes. She hates getting dried off and freaks out for like 15 minutes after her bath. But loves a good brushing.
She also barks at every noise she hears, has a temper tantrum when you give anyone else in the room more attention than you give her and best of all - she only listens to you when a treat is involved...once you hand out the treat to her, she often comes close to taking off your hand when she grabs it from you. AND, for some reason, she always barks at others dogs, winos, the homeless, anyone with a turban on, black people with long dreadlocks, and little kids who are very grabby.
Some of the positives are: she often gives foot bathes by spending hours licking your feet. She also likes licking inside John's ears (something I would never allow, gross), is very good at having her picture taken, likes to take long naps on her owners lap and enjoys her feedings - a good bowl of dog food and water and one rawhide bone per day.
I think she would be the best dog for your family. If you needed training you could call the dog whisperer and he would enjoy the press of helping out your family with dog training.
Just remember, she is a queen and you must treat her accordingly - if not, she will not be happy, thus you will not be happy! Have Fun, I will drop her off whenever you are ready for her...please say hello to your father and mother for me!
Peace in dogs,
KSLATZ
p.s. I like the Jonas Brothers too, they are cute, even though I'm not sure I know any of their songs.
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