Before I moved to San Francisco I was told that all you will find there is "fruits and nuts." They were right and I would like to add one more part to the equation. Since there are so many technology dudes all over the Bay area, I have to add spammers. You know spam, the unwanted email you get asking you if you want to lengthen your penis, sample some viagra or take home a fake degree from some no name university.
I want to meet someone out here and when I ask what they do for a living, I want them to straight up tell me, "I spam for a living, thank you very much!" Maybe it will happen, I will let you know if it does.