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| Better Know a District - Illinois' 18th - Aaron Schock | ||||
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DEAR AARON SCHOCK- SO...YOU'RE A HOT ILLINOIS REPUBLICAN CONGRESSMAN...
It's a real shame your political views are what they are. I really want to like you purely because of your good looks.
Several sources claim that you are the new face of the Republican Party. Tall order for a man who is only 27 years old. Yep, lots to live up to - and your last name isn't Bush - weird.
Please allow me to pass along one piece of advice to you..try to keep up with your good looks - you are such a handsome guy - don't become a belligerent drunk, drug addict, religious prosecuting, cheating man whore like many of your older constituents.
These acts will age you quickly and badly. After all, no one wants to look like Rush Limbaugh - you certainly will have no chance at becoming President if you look like him!
Good luck hot man, hope your killer smile and six pack abs gets you laid a few times - maybe a few TMZ scandals before you start running our country. Think about an affair with Brittany Spears, Amy Winehouse or Lindsey Lohan - it'll do your career wonders!
Love the Colbert Report interview...you rocked it out!
Best,
KSLATZ
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