On my way home for lunch I walked past a truck that advertised the company "Two Strong Guys and a Truck" - it's a moving company.
Does the name of this company sound like a hot porno? Does me thinking that way make me a pervert?
I bought some spicy meatballs yesterday from this Italian market by my work. In the past I avoided them, because I can't handle spicy food. For whatever reason, yesterday I thought I would give them a try. I just had two meatballs for lunch and they weren't spicy at all-more zesty than anything.
Do you think they are portraying the them as "spicy meatballs" in order to sell more of them, like people tend to buy more of anything noted as spicy? Do you think they were suppose to be spicy but the batch I got were non spicy, just zesty?
In my weekly department meeting this morning my boss told us that he has received over 500 resumes for my position. He mentioned one woman wrote, under her technical skills, "efficient in making reservations on Opentable.com."
Do you think she thought she would impress my boss by listing being able to do the easiest of all computer applications?
I posted a positive review for my dog walker on yelp.com. He really has taught the girls to be well behaved pups. He mentioned to me, just a minute ago when he dropped the girls off from their walk, that there is this woman dog walker who posts bad reviews and outrageous lies about him on his yelp.com review section because of a contentious conversation they had over the summer. She keeps using weird names like Scott W. and David R. to do her postings. Rick said he was losing sleep over it when it happened and hates having to tell his customers the story about her lies.
Do you think this woman is totally depressed with her own boring-hippy life so she has to liven it up by making someone else's extremely positive life more negative? Maybe she is really conservative republican who is still upset election? I'm in San Francisco - surely a hippie bitch, maybe a crazy ex meth head?
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